Star Trek Produces Its Next Generation, The Old-Fashioned Way

Hi there! I was content to keep on shirking my responsibilities as a cofounder of this site, but then our big sister had to come in and start producing more content for us… so I have no choice but to pick up and get back to posting *something* here.
And fortunately enough, I saw this amazing bit of video today, on some site called ‘Neralst’ or something:

I could suggest it’s a social experiment or a study in irony, that something Star Trek-related results in people actually getting laid, but to be honest, porn is a tool for those who *aren’t* getting laid…
…come to think of it, I have no idea why all porn is not marketed exclusively to nerds.
But I digress. Back to the subject at hand*, I used to like my porn plotless and filmed as amateurishly as possible… you know, for realism. No longer**. This looks at least as well filmed as ‘Enterprise‘, and features a more likeable cast, and WAY better opening credit music. I would watch this without fast forwarding.
I would probably not pay the same attention with Star Wars porn. I should make jokes about phallic sabers at this point, but instead I’ll just remind everyone that the Star Wars franchise encourages incest***. Okay, that’s all for now. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my room with the lights turned off. So as to pay better attention to the story.
* – not the ONLY thing at hand, am I right?
**- Actually, WAY LONGER, wink wink.
*** – I’ve been gone a long time. Had to get one Star Wars jab in there.