Wars Vs Trek: The Star Sex Edition

Before I lay down the law and tell you just how unsexy Star Wars is, I just want to say:

YAY! I am very happy to be contributing here from time to time. Hi, my name is Jules. (Hi, Jules!) When I was asked if I would be willing to contribute to this blog from time to time, I said, “Are you kidding? Writing about why Star Trek is so much better than Star Wars? Being able to have epic debates, not having to worry about language, throwing it down like never before? Of course!” So here I am. You may already be familiar with me as I run this little site called Geeky Pleasures. If not, well… you are either in for a treat or you will wish you never laid eyes upon my words. I vote for the “you are in for a treat” option. Now then, to the topic at hand. Sex. Sex. And more sex. It sells. It is what drives young nerds to lose all rational thought. It turns normally sweet children into hormone-filled podpeople, propelled to find the next opportunity to drop a “that’s what she said” (Many of us do not outgrow this. Don’t worry. Despite what your camp counselor told you, that tingly feeling in your pants is perfectly natural and you will not die as a result of “dating yourself”). It drives a billion(s) dollar a year pr0n industry. It is in print adverts, television adverts, television shows, movies, music and hopefully, in your bedroom (without the use of aides that you may or may not affectionately refer to as Optimus Prime or Data). It is what enables us to keep our species alive.

So naturally a show or movie that utilizes something as natural as sex is automatically WAY better than one that… ummm… comes a little late to the party… And what better way to illustrate this point, but with lots and lots of videos. Good, old-fashioned, sexified (and not so sexified) videos. These videos will demonstrate exactly why Trek is so much better than Wars: Sex Appeal. If you hop on over to YouTube, you will find A LOAD of fan created videos, both of the Brokeback variety and the straight on variety, dedicated to the sexy that is Star Trek. Over on Geeky Pleasures, I have dedicated a number of posts to this awesomenicity, which causes Jules to have juicy geekasms. I will not ram a bunch of them into you at this time. For now, I’ll just tickle you a little bit with two of my favourite ones, which are of the Brokeback variety.